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River is a Siberian cat with a corporate aesthetic, a loyal community of pet lovers, and a strong work ethic (when he feels like it). Brands partner with River for content that stops the scroll, makes people laugh, and gets products into real homes.
Established pet parents in their prime spending years. They treat their cats like family, and spend like it.
A few favorites. Tap any one to watch it on Instagram.
Every partnership is custom, but most start with one of these. Tell us your goal and we'll build the right package around it.
One story-driven Reel starring River and your product.
A mini series that builds buzz over a few weeks.
Pro cat content made for your channels, site, and paid ads.
River joins your brand for 3+ months. Best results, best rates.
Send an inquiry with your product, goals, and timeline.
We send a concept and quote within 48 hours.
You approve the concept, River shoots it (with minimal complaints).
Content goes live and you get a report with the real numbers.
Tell us about your brand and what you want to achieve. We reply within 48 hours (River's assistant is very reliable. River is not).